You are now in the living room.
Not much to say about that. It’s a standard living room, aside from the lamp. It’s a lamp of the world’s greatest scientist, Professor Membrane.
You suppose it’s understandable that there’s merchandise for him, he is famous after all. Though, to have one in your house is pretty weird considering your dad is Professor Membrane…
You successfully express your frustrations on how needlessly difficult it is to prove the existence of aliens. You successfully express this all to yourself. There’s no one here. No one’s listening. But that’s never stopped you before!
You’d think people would notice when the new kid has green skin or wears a wig to hid his antennae. You’d think people would notice when said new kid runs experiments on them! But no. He’s not an alien. He’s just WEIRD. You almost find such classification insulting since they call YOU weird as well. At least you’re human!
You continue to complain out loud to yourself despite being aware of how weird it is.
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After setting your cameras to record, you head downstairs to watch Mysterious Mysteries.
Finally.
A month without Mysterious Mysteries would be too long.
Okay. You’ll start recording while you’re downstairs.
Mysterious Mysteries comes on in five minutes and you’ve already missed three episodes.
