Zimstuck

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:11:26 -0700

You are now in the living room.

Not much to say about that. It’s a standard living room, aside from the lamp. It’s a lamp of the world’s greatest scientist, Professor Membrane.

You suppose it’s understandable that there’s merchandise for him, he is famous after all. Though, to have one in your house is pretty weird considering your dad is Professor Membrane…

Dib: Rant about aliens.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:48:00 -0700

You successfully express your frustrations on how needlessly difficult it is to prove the existence of aliens. You successfully express this all to yourself. There’s no one here. No one’s listening. But that’s never stopped you before!

You’d think people would notice when the new kid has green skin or wears a wig to hid his antennae. You’d think people would notice when said new kid runs experiments on them! But no. He’s not an alien. He’s just WEIRD. You almost find such classification insulting since they call YOU weird as well. At least you’re human!

You continue to complain out loud to yourself despite being aware of how weird it is.

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Dib: Go downstairs.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:35:00 -0700

After setting your cameras to record, you head downstairs to watch Mysterious Mysteries.

Finally.

A month without Mysterious Mysteries would be too long.

Dib: Rant about aliens.

Dib: Be rendered in a more beautiful fashion.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:39:00 -0700

Yeah, okay.

You guess you have time for that.

Dib: Go downstairs.

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Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:11:00 -0700

Okay. You’ll start recording while you’re downstairs.

Mysterious Mysteries comes on in five minutes and you’ve already missed three episodes.

> Dib: Be rendered in a more beautiful fashion.

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Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:09:00 -0700

Now you feel all kinds of silly.

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Dib: Spy on the green kid.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:08:00 -0700

Although you don’t have much time to spare here, a quick peek couldn’t hurt.

You’ve set up cameras all throughout his house so that you can catch his evil plans before they’re put into action. There are times when you stay up for days just waiting for him to do something, never wanting to leave your computer, even at the expense of missing Mysterious Mysteries.

True that you could just record all the footage, but… This isn’t a thought that has occurred to you… for some reason.

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Dib: Grab your trusty alien finder 5000.

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:11:00 -0700

The AF5000! Many times you’ve run into dead ends with this device, but it’s had its moments.

Your fondest moment was when your suspicions about the school’s hamster were CONFIRMED. It had to be an alien. There was something about it that just didn’t seem normal…

As much as you’d love to go alien hunting, tonight is not the night for it. Tonight is a Mysterious Mysteries night.

> Dib: Spy on the green kid.

Dib: Do it. The piggies demand it!

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:49:00 -0700

… No.

> Dib: Grab your trusty alien finder 5000.

Dib: Locate your sister.

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:40:00 -0700

You already know where she is.

She’s out buying that INSANELY AWESOME GAME she wants you to play, which would be a complete waste of time.

An encounter with your sister isn’t a healthy one anyway.

> Dib: Do it. The piggies demand it!

Heads up

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:05:14 -0700

I will be away for the next week or so. So, updates will not be coming for some time. Pretty lame, yes, I know, the comic has just started.

However, feel free to use this time to submit commands that will be turned into pages when I get back.

Dib: Fill your mouth with pigs.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:22:00 -0700

No… No.

Why would you do that? You have better things to do with your time.

Besides. Pigs make you uncomfortable…

> Dib: Locate your sister.

Examine room.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 01:00:00 -0700

Your name is DIB. Some would describe your room as SPOOKY, which would be an accurate way of putting it. Dominating your room are items of the INTEREST which also dominates your life. That interest being the PARANORMAL. Studying the paranormal. Finding the paranormal. Capturing the paranormal. Getting fame through the paranormal. These are pretty much the only thoughts that run through your head. Another one of your interests would be the PARASCIENCE needed to capture the paranormal. Again, the paranormal dominates your life.

Your DAD urges you to get into REAL SCIENCE. But. That’s just boring. Why replace blood cells with tiny coffee beans when you could capture an ALIEN? A particular alien, as a matter of fact… But that is a matter for another time.

What will you do?

> Dib: Fill your mouth with pigs.

Dib: Move cloth.

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 21:23:00 -0700

Why? The cloth wasn’t covering anything. Your name is Dib. Just Dib. Why do people keep making such a fuss about it?

> Examine room.

Enter name.

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 18:59:00 -0700

You can not enter a name for this boy. He already has a name! What kind of world would this be if such an exceptional young man went around without a name! True, many don’t consider you to be exceptional for any positive reasons. Still. Not having a name is completely unheard of.

As it says here, you’re name is Dib. But it looks like the rest is covered by a cloth.

> Dib: Move cloth.

A young man stands in his bedroom. As it happens, today, the...

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 15:02:00 -0700

A young man stands in his bedroom. As it happens, today, the 14th of July, is the release day of an INSANELY AWESOME GAME. At least that’s what the ads say. And that’s what your SISTER keeps reminding you about. She’s been bugging you about playing the game today for WEEKS now. But you don’t plan on it. There’s no time for such nonsense when you have the paranormal to expose!

What will you do?

> Enter name.